Showing posts with label Technology Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Technology Jokes. Show all posts
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Just A Jokes - "Computer Analysis of the Advanced Health"
One day Jhon sick to complain Chez. Jhon said that if his elbow pain. Chez advised to go to the doctor's existing computer at the drugstore. Computer doctor can diagnose the disease faster and cheaper than a doctor of ordinary doctors.
"Simply enter the urine sample and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you should do. It costs only USD. 5, - anyway."
Joko think it's worth a try, so he filled a small bottle with his urine sample and went to the drugstore. See there is a computer, Joko poured his urine and enter USD. 5, -.
Direct Computer strange noises and flickering here and there. After appearing BEEP sound, come out a little paper which analyzes the results print Joko disease, it is written: "Diseases at the elbow because most of you play tennis. Rinse with warm water your elbow. Do not lift loads too heavy. Hopefully improved in two weeks."
At night, Jkon who is still amazed by the sophistication of computer technology, doctors now think that the medical world really change the times. then Jhon wondered if the computer can be tricked. Then, Jhon make a mixture of tap water in the house plus the urine from his dog, his wife and daughter. Then on top of it, Jhon increase sperm with masturbation. Then Jhon returned to the drugstore, look for a computer doctor, pour the mixture and add USD. 5, -.Computer strange noises and flashing, then remove the print-out:
"Water is too cold tap in your house. Try to buy a water heater. Your dog has worms. Give him vitamins. Your son cocaine use. Put him into rehab. Your wife is pregnant again, baby twin girls. Not from a relationship with you. Find a lawyer. And if you do not stop masturbating, your elbow will not heal. "
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Just A Joke - "If animals have a Facebook"
If animals have a Facebook, what is its status? Here are a few that have been found. But they do not know what the real animal.
Poodle Dog: wait to go to the salon
Roaches: Recently saved from death, yeah!
Cow: I am touched again by the master-rabbi
Cats: My son is the 5th just ask who the father. I'm confused what to answer. My own father forgot whom?
Mosquitoes: I am positive for HIV-AIDS boooo
Chicken: My friends ... if i no update tomorrow ... I mean already in the frying ... i luv u all ...
Squid: After the refill ink.
Pig: I slandered spreading the flu. Damn!
Goat: Happy Idul Fitri not slaughtered pilgrims yesterday
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